Greetings, Googlers! You may be interested in my code samples, my little Google Maps toy, or my self-congratulatory afflatus. Or maybe you're interested in my theory as to why geeks do some of the things they do? If you're here for outdated Benzene information, see the link in the sidebar; I mostly keep that around for sentimental value, so I won't be linking to it from here.

Took a month off to settle into my new job. Pestilence is still down, with a fan issue and a possible hard drive issue. Must get to Microcenter to get new fan.