I've been playing with my crappy cell phone camera, because I've realized a cheap, easy way of adding content is by having a huge photo followed by a tiny blurb.
Wherein I start with a beef steak, some chicken breasts, and some peppers (red, green, yellow), and end up with a savory stew:

I'm calling it the Madman, as it fits well thematically with my ground beef Fiasco (not pictured) (yet).
Plus: the mystery of the heart-shaped steak:

I had visions of Poe in my head as I prepared this steak for grilling. I have pretty plates.